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JEALOUS TYPE?
  1. You get a 50% on your assignment and your friend got a 60%. When she asks how you did, you say:
    2.  I got a 50, but I thought it was a totally dumb assignment.
     A lot better than you
    A 50, I’m really bummed.
  2. On your younger brother’s birthday, your parents present him with a high-tech stereo. On yours, you got a CD walkman. You:
    3. Pout, complain that you are not loved, and then empty out last summers beach bag in to his disc holder.
    Smile with pursed lips and then later write in your journal about what a spoiled brat he is.
    Hassle him so much that he moves one speaker near your room to shut you up.

  3. At a hill station your parents and brother go for a horse ride and leave you riding a pony due to your lack of riding ability. You:
         Vow to be an expert on riding by the end of the day.
    Tell your brother that he looks like a fish in those silly boots.
    4. Hit on a cutie back at the lodge and later brag about it.

  4. At a party, your boyfriend/girlfriend has made it his/her personal mission to talk to every cutie from college. You:
         Get into a deep discussion about polynomials with the hot guy/girl from your algebra class.
    Hover near the snacks and monitor his/her behaviour.
    Yank him/her away by the collar and say, Gee, I didn’t know you were running for student council president.

  5. At the school talent show an unknown girl is doing a stand-up that is funnier than friends are. You:
         Stifle your laughter. She’s not that funny.
    Tell the people in front of you that you saw her routine last week.
    6. Sit in awe and wish that you had the ability to make people laugh so hard.

  6. On your big overnight class trip, you have to travel without your friends, so you:
         Sit in the backseat with a disgusting scowl and blare your walkman when everyone starts singing rounds of 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall.
    Go to sleep and hope that by the time you arrive, your friends will be sick of each other and dying to gossip with you.
     Get so upset imagining the wild game of truth or dare that your friends are probably playing that you insist on getting moved to the other bus.
  7. You have found the perfect prom dress/tux, but there is no way that you can pay for it. On prom night, your totally spoiled friend shows up in it. You:
    Say, you always get what you want you are so lucky.
    Roll your eyes and whisper to everyone at your table that it cost more than the prom itself.
    Say, wow that really flatters you. It hides your otherwise noticeable paunch.
  8. You and your friend apply for summer jobs but only he/she lands the dream position. You end up with a job pumping gas. You:
         Tell him/her you did not really want that job anyway.
    Get psyched about all the clothes you will get on her/his discount.
    Forgot job, saying the employees are all fashion.

  9. Your best friend has just dyed his/her hair a very cool retro shade of cherry-red. You:
    Dye yours cobalt blue.
    Tell her/him that you thought about dyeing yours red, too, but did not want to go hyper with every little trend that pops up.
    10. Compliment her/him, saying that she looks just like the lead singer in a rock band.

  10. While shopping, you stumble upon a department-store fashion show. Turns out that the dish that is dating your ex is one of the models. You:
    Stand in back and scrutinise his/her every flaw.
    Stand front-row, making retching and puking noises.
    Admit to yourself that he/she is groovy, but then revel in the fact that you dated your ex first.

    11.
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